Bloodmouse Mass-Grave

That weird, rectangular container found next to the toilet in your office? The one that smells faintly of iron? That's a Bloodmouse Mass-Grave. The place where ladies throw their spent Dracula's Teabags. In the war on menstruation, there are many casualties, so let us spare a thought for all those Bloodmice who have met a sticky end so that women can wear white pants while queefing Clots in the workplace.

One time at work, I went to the bathroom to take a shit, when I slipped on a puddle by the sink... I crashed head-first into the Bloodmouse Mass-Grave and caused the contents to spill over me.... I looked like "Swamp-Thing", if he'd been painted dark-red. To make matters worse, I was persued by bears all the way home...

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on my uncle grave

Something a girl like Carlee Wilson would say, to try to be cool. Related to phrases such as “on my momma” or “on gang”

bruh on my uncle grave that party was lit as fuck

Take This To Your Grave

The Best Fall Out Boy Album. Released on May 6th, 2003.

Have you heard Fall out Boy's Take This To Your Grave Yet?!

Dude shut the fuck up about Take This To Your Grave, nobody fucking cares dude, you've been non stop talking about it for the past year and a half and we're fucking sick and tired of it. We don't care about Fall Out Boy, we don't care about Grave, either shut the fuck up about it or we're ditching you.

.......so is that a no?

foe nem grave

Chicago slang for the grave of your dead friend/homie.

“ I’m finna beat this n**** up, on foe nem grave “

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grave box

mortuary box, funeral box

Other discoveries include the grave box of Caiphas the high priest

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one foot in the grave

Description of a person who is elderly or very ill and presumably near death. Not particularly respectful, but usually used comically.

Also used with the addition of "one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel."

Petie's cat was 18 years old, and while he didn't want to admit it, Petie realized that Tabby had one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel.

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Bacon On My Grave

This term is used right before death. so after death there will be a party instead of a funereal at your grave.

If I die Bacon on my grave boys!