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When you take a dump so big that it sticks up out of the water just like Hawaii. Usually has a texture similar to pancake batter. This can easily be done by making a lily pad of shit tickets before blowing mud. In a true Hawaiian Island, no paper is used.
This morning I made a Hawaiian Island so I left it for my ol' lady to see.
After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.
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A country in north-western Europe, off the north-western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.
1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.
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a little town where sluts are orange and go tanning 3 times a day. there is not one clean girl in the entire "island". Home of the Heatly Hornets. More like Heatly WHOREnets.
nasty whores. don't ever bring your man there... he may never come back.
look how orange that girl is. she must be from green island.
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A woman who teases many men by flirting with them and not making up her mind as to who she likes.
"Hey! She was just flirting with me yesterday!"..."Yea dude she's an island hopper."
A variation of beer pong in which two separate and level surfaces (aka islands) are aligned across from each other with cups placed upon each in substitution of a proper table. The game offers a practical solution for not having a beer-pong table or space for one and is thus popular in college dorm rooms. Islands can be comprised of any two level surfaces but are commonly identical desk chairs with ottomans placed on the seat of each one. Some island-pong advocates include a third surface between the islands such as skateboard on a piano stand for players to bounce shots off of which, when made, result in a penalty of two or more cups.
“Trying to play some beer pong right now but I don’t have a table. Oh wait, why don’t we just grab my roommate’s two nightstands and play us some wicked Island Pong?”
“I’m game! Sounds hella tight!”
That bitchy place where Survivor becomes pointless, and you lose as soon as you get the chance to go back in the game again (ala Ozzy and Matt).
At Redemption Island:
Francesca: I got voted out.
Matt: I did too.
Francesca - Lost
Russell - Lost
Kristina - Lost
Krista - Lost
Stephanie - Lost
Sarita - Lost
Matt is back.
...
Matt: I got voted out.
David: Me too.
Mike: Me three?
Matt: WTF? This aint no duel wit 3 peeps
what some people call " a legendary viner"
"dude i was watching dope island vines yesterday!"
"wow i love him and meechonmars!"