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A nicer way of calling someone a bitch.
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An itching of the anus, usually caused by poor hygiene, sometimes the result of inferior toilet paper.
"I had to use the cheap single-ply toilet paper at work and now I have ass itch. "
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Also known as "raw itch." This is a term for a scalp itch that is so persistent that it continues to itch even after you have managed to scrape your scalp raw.
Girl: "Maybe you should wash your hair."
Guy: "You're probably right. I had a terrible red itch today."
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When someone is on the computer and they go back and forth from other sites to facebook to check if they have mail.
Yo, why do you keep goin to facebook? You must have that facebook itch son.
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an irresistible and urgent desire to consult your facebook account straightaway.
David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".
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Whenever you can't remember a thought and it bothers you.
I have a itch thought and it's driving me crazy.
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The shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life.
I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course.
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