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"You couldn't take over a damn bowl of jello!" - Frylock, ATHF
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Jello made with the highest possible proof alcohol available rather than water (everclear is the best at 196 proof). The resulting slurry's sweetness belies the toxic alcohol content. Electric jello is a staple at frat parties where the objective is to get any girl stupid enough to walk in there drunk enough to have sex with as many of "the boys" as possible.
Frat boy #1: Yo, dude- who's cookin' up the electric jello for the social tonight?
Frat boy #2: Chillax, dude, Biff Skipperson has it all under control.
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Blow on an obese person's jelly rolls and it makes a farting noise.
Someone walks in the room thinking someone ripped a huge fart, but to find out someone was doing jello farts.
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The hard, spongy textured layer of jello found at the bottom of the bowl. It formed when jello isn't eaten for a number of days, thus becoming hard and losing taste. The act of biting into this layer gives you a nasty taste and texture in your mouth...SURPRISE!
Mom: Tonight we're going to your aunt's house to have dinner.
Child: Oh great...then for dessert we get to eat Uncle Don's week old jello with the jello surprise.
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Doin the jello is like no other movement that could possibly be imagined. When you jello, you take both hands and move them up and down with your body following in the same movement. If the dance seems too plain or boring, then you are not doing it correctly.
I went to the club and we were doing the jello.
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a jiggly treat, made from collagen (found inside of smurf bones) often served cold.
jack: "my throat hurts from the tonsil removal :( "
kate: "lay down, and i'll get you some blue jello from the fridge :) "
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The fair doesn't happen in Utah County where the Jell-O belt is referred to as the fair happens in downtown Salt Lake City Utah not The Jello belt (Mormon concentration is extremely high).
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