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Noah Jenkins

Dogshit ass magician,thats a retard in school but not really,Kid got mad cake

even though hes bad at magic,he got ass like Noah Jenkins

by daddyjett January 29, 2020


Mark jenkins

A man destined to drown in pussy

Oh look! Thats Mark Jenkins, that man is always drowning in pussy

by Spookysnake February 19, 2019


Mary Jenkins

gum that got left under your desk but somehow has traces of many known std's

ah shit there's a Mary Jenkins under my desk

by Dankerson.dunlop December 5, 2018


Jenna Jenkins

A really hot tomboy. Probably the most fun girl you'll ever meet. She loves skateboarding, and doing sports with her friend Alex. She is a character on the American show TEENS. Long brown hair cascades down her back.

person 1: Damn, Jenna Jenkins is looking hot today!
person 2: Holy God! Look at her ass in those pants!

by 5r6t7fg8 yufguhj May 22, 2024


Patty Jenkins

Someone who, after repeated failures, continues to be bold, admits no fault, and refuses change their ways.

Made famous by dir Patty Jenkins doubling down, refusing to change her Wonder Woman 3 script after WW84 was poorly received.

Essentially the opposite of a Leeroy Jenkins.

"Stop trying to open that can of beans with your hands, use a can opener, don't be a Patty Jenkins."

by B_dub3 December 9, 2022


Mandy Sue Jenkins Brickey Dycus Godfrey

The ultimate middle finger when you fuck somebody else in your significant other’s bed that they pay for.

Stan the fedex employee comes to deliver a package but he ends up delivering his package in the bed Mandy Sue Jenkins brickey Dycus Godfrey’s husband bought for them

by Jonathan Godfrey April 3, 2024


Pull a Jenkins

If someone questions your methods after a blunder (especially one of your own making), simply deny any blame and instead send them a topical Wikipedia article without explanation and refuse to reconsider your actions.

Made famous by dir Patty Jenkins who after being ask by studio executives to rewrite her script for Wonder Woman 3, refused and instead sent them a link to the Wonder Woman Wikipedia page.

My mechanic asked me why I'd put gasoline in my Tesla, so I decided to Pull a Jenkins and sent him the Wikipedia on gasoline generating electricity.

by B_dub3 December 9, 2022