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To ejaculate in the face of a woman.
Man: Oh yeah, bitch, you like that?
Woman: Fire the laser, big boy!
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An unusual devise used to claim the foreskin of uncircumcised mens. resembles a lightsaber and runs off of the foreskin of unconseting men. used so if the rabbi sneezes during the castration the child will not loose his shlong
*bright light flashes in the sky*
Idiot 1: Guys!! a Jewish Space Laser!
Idiot 2: They just castrated all the men in the northern hemisphere!!!!
idiot 3: glad i'm circumcised!
all idiots: guffaw
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It is essentially Raptor Jesus with a mounted helmet laser.
Did you see that!?
See what?
Raptor Laser Jesus!
You mean Raptor Jesus?
*FaicPalm*
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I very beasty 4cyl Turbo vechile created in the mid 1980s to mid 1990s from the Mazda B6T engine and onwards to the BPT found in the similar production, 323/Familia.
Made in FWD and 4WD models, the TX3 (and 323/Familia) were the "WRX" of their time, triumphing in various rally's and races.
It's sleek look and outrageous power provides an excellence in a sleeper category, leaving many other similar cars left behind.
Wayne Kerr was upset as he was beaten by that pimped TX3 Laser Turbo.
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The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.
Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.
Oh damn about time! How was it?
I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.
Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you
liquefied shit
my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam
a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land
Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket