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press my laundry

to tell someone to give you a hug

Get over here and press my laundry!

by llama4 January 1, 2014


laundry math anxiety

doubt over one's clothes malodorous aspect (in proportion to inability to smell ourselves as others do or to in-frequent laundromat visits); losing count of a garment's wearings.

B: can you do me a favor, does this sweater reek, third wearing, but it's my favorite....
G: ah, laundry math anxiety, i get it... but i wouldn't wear that again.

by tess jr April 30, 2009


Horny Nigga Laundry

A Horny Black Basket Of Laundry

Jake: Hey
Me: Your A Horny Nigga Laundry Basket
Jake"Fucking Dies"

by PoopSucker6969696969696969 October 24, 2019


Laundry Day Attire

What you wear when you are down to your last set of clean clothes.

Why are you wearing sweat pants and a dress shirt?

It's my laundry day attire!

by Miss Information January 6, 2007

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soiled laundry quandary

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.

Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.

by aretegroup February 9, 2019


horny laundry basket

something that is horny and likes laundry baskets, this can also be used as a comeback e.g your a horny laundry basket. this word isn’t used as often as it should be as its a good word to say instead of “damn” or “shit.”

jack: hey there jim
jim: hi, i don’t like you
jack: your a horny laundry basket

by h.s — so uno it’s me ;) October 17, 2019


Laundry Room Bass

When you are doing laundry, the sound that your dryer makes while running and at the same time you are playing music.

I was doing some laundry, so I turned the radio on and was listing to Lil' Wayne, and then I turned the dryer on, so that sound gave me some nice deep laundry room bass.

by J doesn't repeat! August 30, 2011