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When your ball-sack touches the toilet bowl water.
Dude I just took a massive shit, and I got the Cerberus Lick, real bad. Now my balls are itchy.
The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
The use of a microwave-warmed snickers bar/s that is inserted into ones anal rectum with the intention of their partner to lick it out for pleasure.
Nick loves to snick-lick Ty every Friday night.
A person willing to slime their way to the top. Someone who may act differently in order to gain favouritism to benefit themselves. Often found with traces of excrement around their nose or mouth.
Doyll Twats is a massive lick isn't he?
An act of over-zealous validation in recognition of an intellectual remark.
i.e. Nerd Flirt, Brain Sex
"Every time he posts that hyper-intellectual, indecipherable, ideological crap; the women pile on with their brain licking comments."
Much like a salt lick, it is the act of a girl(preferably acting as though she is a deer, not completely necessary though) licking your penis like a salt lick. aka a BJ. With less blowing, and more licking.
Bro 1: Yeah dude, this chick was all over my dick. She performed a professional penis lick! She was just licking it... It was weird.
Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...
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