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Beaver Local

A racist school in the town of East Liverpool, where staff only care about kids with known last names. They think they're better than everyone but we all know your parents are paying of lifetime debts. Where do they get all this money from? working a minimum wage?? They all either date or cheat on each other. They suck at sports and think it'll get them somewhere in life. This school acts like they have so much money but cant even afford proper air conditioning? Very egoistical. Kids there smell like shit. White ass school. 90% Country kids, Other 10% are white kids who think they're gangbanger then proceed to go home to a 5 bedroom 4 bathroom house.. The administrator do not care about the poc students, if you aren't white you aren't shit. Most of the students there are ugly as fuck even the popular ones. Basic with no personality. Has the worst environment and always smells like sewage. Grossssssssssssssss

Oh you go to Beaver Local? That racist ass school??

by anonman12_ April 26, 2022

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Internet Local

Internet local: someone who uses stan twitter language unironically, blindly follows trends on the internet, listen to "indie music" (Billie Ellish, Rex Orange County, Clairo, Mac Demarco), most likely watches Shane Dawson, Emma Chamberlain, or David Dobrik, shops at the thrift store, Unif, Urban Outfitters, wears an outfit consisting of: a thrifted windbreaker, mom jeans, one or more scrunchies, and a dad cap, and only takes Instagram photos for the "aesthetic".

Normal person: “H-“
Internet local : “You should listen to Billie Ellish sHe'S sO uNDeRaTeD”
Internet local:“Have you watch the new Shane Dawson docu-series? It had me SHOOK!”
Internet local: “I edit my by pictures on Instagram by using my vintage polaroid camera. It looks way more retro and 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬”
Internet local: “ugh tea”
Internet local: “Did I tell you that you should listen to to Billie Ellish?”
Internet local: “iM nOt LiKe OtHeR giRLs!”

by catherinegrace1 January 16, 2019


local hater

the exact opposite of locally hated except it's just making fun of the people who get made fun of *locally*

P1: Dude did you see that guy with the "locally hated" sticker?

P2: Nah bro, I only made fun of his truck ONE TIME.
P1: I guess you're a local hater.

by jessica worstershire October 24, 2019


local call

to urinate

"I'll only be a minute, it's just a local call".

Similar, "I'll be right back, gotta make a long distance call". (Poop)

by Doctah Jeff January 17, 2014


local floaters

A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS

We r the local floaters

by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020


local intelligenti

Local intelligenti are the people visibly hanging out in the neighborhood: people on their porches watching the street, gang of kids hanging out on the corner, etc

Took the wrong exit off the highway, asked the local intelligenti how to get back to 95.

by Patvl May 14, 2018


Local Morgan

‘Someone who lacks a gentile approach and thinks locals are always superior. Tends to like when authority favors then but is quick to burn the place down when they don’t get their way. Definitely totally didn’t sleep with their boss’

She's such a Local Morgan.

We have found our Local Morgan.
Don't be a Local Morgan.

by True Crime Replay January 27, 2022