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Pierre Luck

No matter what it is that you are doing. Something unlucky will happen that can only happen to you and you know it.

(Your birthday) *inside looking out the window* Sunny day. *You walk outside* It begins to rain. PIERRE LUCK

Front row seats at your favorite concert. You have to give up your seat for your girlfriend's sister. PIERRE LUCK

by mollwopped May 23, 2011


marathon luck

In speedrunning marathons, the propensity for things to go unusually wrong.

Speed runner: “Okay, this boss has a 1/64 chance to kill me instantly.”

Boss kills them instantly

Speed runner: “Good thing I made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”

by ajcrites July 17, 2018


Luck of a Turtle

When someone/something is having very bad luck. As turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.

A soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.

Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!

by mills messsss November 6, 2010


Pandemic Luck

When your luck is normally shit but like some messed up version of Freaky Friday, you hit pay dirt when everyone else’s world goes to hell in a hand basket.

“New clients, money back on taxes, and a new man... Smitty sure is have a good run of Pandemic Luck!”

by Mama Skinny May 22, 2020


russ luck

when a sequence of extreme luck and good events follow one another in you favor

Russ: You see my new car? It’s a corvette.

Danny: Dude how?
Russ: I guess I had a rich uncle that died and he gave it to me in his will.
Danny: Dawg you got Russ Luck.

by 973russ February 16, 2023


Harambe luck

Just really shitty luck

I had harambe luck when I got pulled over for drunk driving.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016


Fuck on Luck

To have sex without protection and hope to be lucky enough to not get anyone pregnant.

Girl: Dammit there's no condoms left

Boy: Looks like we're gonna have to fuck on luck

by Ace Fire December 11, 2011