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Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts: MCLA; formally known as North Adams State College.
Located in the Berkshires in the northwest corner of Massachusetts, the city of North Adams, MA has a population of 14,700. MCLA is a small liberal arts college in North Adams, MA. Faculty to student ratio of 1:13 & an average class size of 18 students; so your teachers actually know your name. Around 2,000 total enrollment including graduate students with almost half of them living on or around campus.
Enjoy: Townhouses, Blackinton St, The Mound, Mt. Greylock, Mass MOCA, Fish Pond, 24/7 Dunkin Donuts, McDonalds when they let you walk through the drive-thru, Fire Pit, 3 AM pizza deliveries, and even sometimes thetownies.
Beware: RA's, the never-ending winter, herpes, and townies (espicially when they follow you from The Mound).
"I go to Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts because I'm smart enough for Williams, but I don't have a family member who went there or have the money for an Ivy League school."
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A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.
The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.
The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!
Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..
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A shitty town made for drug addicts suffering from depression and type 2 diabetes and old fuckers
Let’s go run ware Massachusetts and get some drugs
Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!
When a large, red headed woman on her period sits on your face, usually in the 69 position, leaving a blood red mustache. Named after Massachusetts for the prevalence of red heads of Irish descent in the Massachusetts area.
"I'm on my period, but since you're a real man you'll still eat me out, and I'll reward you with a Massachusetts Mustache".
When a person from Massachusetts says they're gay, they sleep with everyone regardless of gender to make themselves feel better about being a slut.
Bob- Did she just reealy sleep with 5 people in a day I thought she was gay?
Jim- oh ya she's massachusetts gay
A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants
Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat