MCPHS

n; short-hand way to say "Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences" that is still extremely inconvenient and usually has to be repeated two to three times before anyone can actually understand what the actual name is. Even if correctly understood the assumption that the school is only for pharmacy students is prompted, to many of the students frustration..

Adult: So where do you go to school?
Student: MCPHS
Adult: MHPCSU? What is that?
Student: MCPHS *sigh* It stands for Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences..
Adult: Oh so you want to be a Pharmacist, that's so great for you!
Student: I don't want to be a pharmacist.. *grumble*grumble*grumble*

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MCPH Syndrome

Main Entry: M·C·P·H syn·drome
Pronunciation: Em-C-Pee-H sin-drome (whatever!)
Function: noun
Etymology: Mimiribian tribe, Lambnation, Joppetic code
1 : a group of signs and symptoms of getting out of the topic that occur together and characterize a particular abnormality or condition
2 : a set of concurrent things with regard to the discussion of the topic (as emotions or actions) that usually form an identifiable pattern, such that posters are getting out of hand.
3 : a phenomenon that is indicated by Mariah's TOPIC ALERT!
4 : an infection that is highly contagious.

One of the non-curable diseases that concerns the human race is the MCPH syndrome.