A guy who is just plain annoying. This motherfucker has the stankest breath I have ever smelt, and is always coughing and speading is mank breath around like a cloud.
A gaming douschbag who thinks he is just the coolest, when everyone is actually laughing behind his back.
He like stealing internet and looks at alot of porn on his Iphone during lectures.
Guy 1: Yo bro, here have a mint.
Guy 2: Naw bro, I'm cool.
Guy 1: Take the muthafuckin mint! Don't be a Matthew!
Stop speadring that shit round like a Matthew
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Matthew the man that will lay down the pipe and a plus the best of any touch
Have you ever been touched by Jesus well matthew can help
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Big dick and stronger than an ox, he will fuck you till you squirt all over.
Oh God Matthew that's so veiny and big.
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A cock sucker. He's such a prick and not to mention terrible with ladies. What a fag.
Stop being a Matthew.
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A Matthew is a guy who is tall, introverted, serious, and somewhat awkward yet mysteriously fuckable. Matthews usually have dark hair. However, there is a special species of Matthews known as the Mullins species which are blond-haired and extroverted. These Matthews are said to have magical social abilities and are well-liked, but regular Matthews are said to be better in bed.
"I really want to fuck a Matthew" - Said every smart person ever.
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a bitch who will break you heart, cheat on you and not even care, and force you to love him even though he is a bitch to you
person 1: my life is miserable
person 2: and i'm assuming its because of matthew?
person 1: correct
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