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A boner, the longer it is the more of a thot the female you see is.
Thot: Hey there, big boy.
Thot Destroyer: My thot-o-meter is higher than ever, BEGONE!
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A device used to measure or detect the presence of fupon particles.
The needle was buried on my fup-o-meter when I saw that chick's huge fup!
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The best competitive swimming stroke that exists. In 50 Meter Butterfly a swimmer swims the butterfly stroke for 50 meters (One lap/Two lengths short course, or One length long course).
Swimmer 1: Guess what!? Coach says i get to swim 50 Meter Butterfly at the next meet!
Swimmer 2: Whoa awesome! You're so lucky! I have to swim the 500! yuck!
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A way to tell how mad someone is by the length of their urban dictionary definitions the longer the definition the more pissed off the person is on the nerd rage meter. Multiple paragraphs = off the scale.
You can tell how mad he is with this trusty nerd rage meter i just invented.
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Sort of a number line used to dicribe things that are Saucey or Un-Saucey. Words or phrases right of the zero are good or possitve(saucey). Words or phrases left of zero on the Sauce-o-meter are bad or negitve (un-saucey).
Pronounced: sauce-om-a-ter
(In homeroom)Nick: yo im bored!
Mike: lets make some way to rate "saucey"
Nick: We need a SAUCE-O-METER!
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an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.
"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."
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a scale that measures how kickass someone or something is. Normally used when an already cool person does something awesome, normally followed by applause.
Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.
Me- dude look at the gym teacher.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.
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