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1) A man who acts as the "gay sterotype,"however is hetrosexual at the time.
2) A girl's best friend
3) A boy's rival for girls
4) A gay boy's dream (Until he finds out)
(Sigh)
Wears tight clothes, high picthed voice, loves to go shopping, etc. are signs to a metrosexual person.
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a lesbian male. not a "butch", mind you, a lesbian, male.
loves the gay lifestyle, and usually has mostly gay or female friends. likes to pamper himself. loooves his hair. greatly appreciates good fashion, in all aspects, and is usually very open-mided and outgoing, however he is as straight as an arrow. the thought of himself "being" with another male disguists him; not that he has a problem with two men "fornicating", as long as he doesn't have to be involved in a visually or physically graphic manner. also, he is a princess, and everybody should know it.
"are you gay or a transexual?"
"neither. i'm a metrosexual. and a princess." lol
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The most unmanly man known to existence. A man who uses expensive hair products and listens to Michael Bolton and Barry Manilow.
Richard Simmons is a metrosexual.
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A straight male who portrays some of the attributes he would've had if he was born a woman.
Joe: Yo Steve I haven't noticed a day without GEL on your hair. . .plus your shit always gotta be polished, you got like 8 pair of shoes and is that cover-up on your face? Fuck you must spend more than an hour in front of the mirror each day. Freakin' metrosexual!
Steve: What, are you thinking I'm like a FAG or something? Bitch you wish you looked this good, just because I can afford better clothes than you don't mean you gotta hate. . .asshole! Don't you wish you looked hot like me? Fuck all this lint on my shirt!
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A male who is extremely intrigued by his own good looks and uses many expensive personal hygiene products to groom himself.
A male who has homosexual tendacies, but is straight
Brandon Flowers, who is the lead singer of The Killers, is very metrosexual
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Someone who has sex in the metro airport
i know a guy who likes to be metrosexual
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A disgraceful excuse for a male. Someone who has nothing better to do with their life, than worry about their image. Often spends more time in the bathroom fixing themselves up than their girlfriend.
normal guy: hey wanna go out to the pub and watch the footy
metrosexual: nah id rather have a facial and watch the bold and the beautiful
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