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Alexa Miranda is the most loyal person you’ll ever meet, she is smart with her words and will keep any secret you tell her. She is a beautiful girl with a kind heart and will go very far in life. She doesn’t give a fuck about anyone else just as long as her and her bestie are fuckin it up nothing can stop her grind. She only
falls head over heels for that one guy and she will always have a special place in her heart for him. Alexa Miranda is a baddddd bitch and she will be there for you through thick and thin🤘🏼
“Is that Alexa Miranda”
“yes, she’s a bad ass bitch!”
someone who has a small cock
Kelvin Miranda has a small penis
Comparing two things which are obviously not alike.
*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.
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an ape
“yo is that an ape”
“nah dawg that’s miranda mason 🦍”
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When you do something and someone else does the same thing but you make an excuse to justify what you are doing is right.
me "You drank my beer"
you "But you drank my beer!"
me "But that's different"
you "Hey, that's a miranda-ism and you're wrong"
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An extremely beautiful and sexy Austrailian supermodel. She models for many clothing brands including Victoria's Secret. She has very cute dimples and a very nice body. If you saw her, then you will never see a woman as pretty as her.
A: OH MY GOD I saw Miranda Kerr a week ago and my dick's still hard.
B: I KNOW she's so hot. Last time I saw her I had a boner for a month
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CABs Best Friend! >>CAPTAIN YAMS!<< and likes to Spit Smoothie in My GMA'S Car!! :)
"CIIIIIIINDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYYYY AND JIIIIMMMAAAYYY!! Mwa Ha Ha Tub!"
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