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this is a descriptive adjective used to describe a person, someone could use this word to say that someone is a stupid ass shit face (bad scenario), a girl/boy that has a nice ass (sexy scenario), or a just a really good friend (good scenario).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).
#BAD SCENARIO; i fucking hate josh, he's a schmuzz mitt
#SEXY SCENARIO; damn, look at the ass on that schmuzz mitt
#GOOD SCENARIO; watzup bro!? Us schmuzz mitts should hang out more
A headshot or anything hitting ones head.
Yeah I threw a rock at em and hitem with an absolute mitt piece
When you soak then freeze a glove. Once frozen you proceed to have intercourse with it.
Such a hot day. Can’t wait to go to town with my Arctic Mitt once I get home.
A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound
“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”
A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.
Oh, how'd he miss the ball?
Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'
referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.
now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!
over sized paw attached to a female of the species.
King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.