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Doing a line of cocaine off of a woman's unshaven armpit
Her cooter was so funky I decided to do a French Montana off her instead.
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When a boy or a girl gets cock and balls slammed into his or her mouth.
"Dude, my girlfriend and I were messing around last night and i gave her a Montana mouthful."
"Ew, i don't need to know about that."
"...I'll give u one."
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An absolute legend with a sexy af accent and great hair he also has impeccable muscles and incredible style
I wish my hair was as good as montana jordan’s
montana sure does have a sexy accent
That Minecraft villager in songs
“Bruh there is a Minecraft villager with half naked women oh...wait that’s French Montana”
the best american horror story character as well the hottest person in the world. no one competes with her
hey! i just met montana duke !
really? ur lucky u met the best person in the world
Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?
The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds
Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'
James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'
Dann: ' Seconded.'
Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'
James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'
Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'
Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'
When your vagina lives a double life.
Best of Both Worlds (as sung by Vagana Montana)
"You get the best of both worlds - chillin' out, take it slow, then you rock out the show."