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Mud nudging sounds amazing! Very much up the alley I need at the moment!
The act of not wiping your ass letting the shit stains go on your white underwear then placing them on your head.
When in need of a bald cap the man took his whites and placed them on his head not knowing of the mud mohawk he had.
When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.
"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."
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Be sure to join in enthusiastically with a sanguine's activities and ideas and above all, don’t be a stick in the mud!
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if there's no grass flip her over and play in the mud.
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The type of slop that you shit the mornign after a night of drinking Budweiser.
I had the worst case of Bud Mud this morning.
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A white girl who dates, fucks, or married black men.
How come most mud hens are fat bleach blonds?
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