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Mustard Hotdog

The act of thrusting the penis between the folds of an overweight person's stomach, ejaculating and the consequently vomiting over the member. The addition of menstrual blood causes the act to be known as a Mustard and Ketchup Hotdog.

"That fat girl let me do a Mustard Hotdog on her. It was messy"

by CountSpunkula February 22, 2010

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mustard gassing

When a girl queefs and little bit of pee squirts out.

Damn girl! I need to get to a restroom ASAP cause this pussy has been mustard gassing all day!

by Turnipples January 5, 2020

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dylan Mustard

A Boy Who Fucks Everything He Touches up But He is the nices boy in the world and whould never hurt any of his friend for anyone he normaly has blue eyes and brown hair and is the best boyfriend you can have

Dylan Mustard Lives In Port Huron

by DMustard45 October 10, 2011

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mustard and mayonnaise

n. 1) in specific reference to the yellow and white lines on any road.

2) non specific reference to the left/right boundary.

"Keep it between the mustard and mayonnaise!"

by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 19, 2009

39πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


The Mustard Hotdog

During vaginal intercourse as you are pulling out and she shits on your dick like putting mustard on a hotdog then she proceed to give u head and eat her shit in one whole piece.

Me: I was fucking this chick the other day and she gave me The Mustard Hotdog.
Boy 1: Damn bro I wish my girl would give me The Mustard Hotdog.
Girl 1: You wish boy that's nasty as fuck I will stick to blumpkins.

by IIIMankebeater69III August 25, 2021


Ford Mustard

A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Don’t worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD

Hey, look at that Ford Mustard over there!

by W1MPYKD June 4, 2023


Mustard stroke

Whilst masturbating, the stroke when you ejaculate.

I'm nearly on the mustard stroke.

by Wrordmax June 15, 2016