The act of thrusting the penis between the folds of an overweight person's stomach, ejaculating and the consequently vomiting over the member. The addition of menstrual blood causes the act to be known as a Mustard and Ketchup Hotdog.
"That fat girl let me do a Mustard Hotdog on her. It was messy"
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When a girl queefs and little bit of pee squirts out.
Damn girl! I need to get to a restroom ASAP cause this pussy has been mustard gassing all day!
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A Boy Who Fucks Everything He Touches up But He is the nices boy in the world and whould never hurt any of his friend for anyone he normaly has blue eyes and brown hair and is the best boyfriend you can have
Dylan Mustard Lives In Port Huron
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n. 1) in specific reference to the yellow and white lines on any road.
2) non specific reference to the left/right boundary.
"Keep it between the mustard and mayonnaise!"
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During vaginal intercourse as you are pulling out and she shits on your dick like putting mustard on a hotdog then she proceed to give u head and eat her shit in one whole piece.
Me: I was fucking this chick the other day and she gave me The Mustard Hotdog.
Boy 1: Damn bro I wish my girl would give me The Mustard Hotdog.
Girl 1: You wish boy that's nasty as fuck I will stick to blumpkins.
A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Donβt worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD
Hey, look at that Ford Mustard over there!
Whilst masturbating, the stroke when you ejaculate.
I'm nearly on the mustard stroke.