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When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
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also abbreivated as n.m
maybe people mistake this word for never mind or nothing much but its REAL defintion is napkin mohogany
a type of napkin made out of mohogany wood.... naturally
"NAPKIN MOHOGANY IS A REAL THING!!!!"
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A burger so succulent and juicy that you need 5 napkins whilst you eat it
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when you put an onion ring around the shaft of your penis and make someone suck you off til they can reach it. from the latin.
i gave sheila a gringo napkin ring!
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A dictionary invented by Cami, the ever-powerful zombie ninja-fairy.
This dictionary is still being written.
Cami is the only known person able to speak fluent napkin.
Therefore, the only one eligible to write the Napkin to English Dictionary.
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a tampon that falls out in front of a LARGE audience and chills on the couch for all to see!
Guy- "what is that???"
she grabs quickly
Girl- "A pizza roll napkin!!!"
she is very embarassed!!
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