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Nursing Home Combo Platter

Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.

Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."

by Loscar ugol September 1, 2008

17πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


it's nursing home hot in here!

when it is unreasonably warm indoors. originally coined for use to describe the temperature in a hotel room.

"they must've had the heat on high all day. it's nursing home hot in here!"

by jtheis74 December 2, 2009

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


the nurse who loved me

You got the storyline right but the author wrong you fucking prick, This song is originally off of Failure's 1996 release of Fantastic Planet, So stfu you fucking APC fan boy

Say hello to the rugs topography

by blastedXhole November 24, 2004

31πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


shooting up a nursing home

idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao

Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.

by NotASchoolShooter September 28, 2021

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


white south african nurse

A very fat female with hygiene difficulties, often seen eating and rarely walking. This monster moves from hospital to hospital eating whatever food is available from a trough. Best avoided at all costs.

Cor blimey did you see that white south african nurse she took up my entire field of vision from over 30 yrds away!

by navyblue December 3, 2006

7πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD)

Depression brought on by the shit storm of nursing school

I was having a wonderful fucking summer then August happened and now I have Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD)!

by J4ckofhe4rts August 31, 2015

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Nursing Bottle November

Nursing Bottle November is when females only drink out of baby bottles for the whole month of November. The purpose of this is keeping females occupied while the boys partake in No Nut November, so by December First, females will be so good at sucking dick from sucking on the baby bottle, when giving head, men will be able to ejaculate all their nut efficiently.

Jessica: β€œ yeo, you gonna do -Nursing Bottle November?”
Ashley: β€œhell yeah, my manz finna get the best head next month. period.”

by Yurrrrrr.Jessi November 2, 2019