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The act of buying drinks, dinner, or other ancillary things for a partner while on a date with the hopes of sexual coitus.
Sherry will go down on you if you buy her a double double and some timbits. She's into soft prostitution like that.
The act of an extremely inebriated or repulsed male attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
Bro how'd it go last night with that chick?
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.
So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.
Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.
A category of clothing designed to be worn for sleeping or lounging around the home comfortably. Frequently associated with pajamas, athleisure, or old, well worn t-shirts
After work, Christian loves to change into his soft clothes and snuggle under the blanket with a nice peer-reviewed journal article about agricultural production in Africa
When someone is happy and relieved that something has been finished successfully.
Edu: I finally finished that API validation.
Daniel: SN
Meron: I think it should work now.
Marisa: Softe Nuss
A condition where it is easy to become sexually aroused, but almost impossible to finish.
This can be due to nerves, an unattractive partner, or medicine being taken at the time.
Jim- Hey Pete, how was your date last night?
Pete- Horrible, we were having sex and I got a sudden case of Soft Iron near the end.
Soft-E, known as Softies when referring to multiple, is a boy who typically falls between an E-boy and Soft boy, some Softies refer to themselves as Cryboys referring to what could be seen as "unnatural male emotions".
They seem to have a similar aesthetic and enjoy more easy to look at earthy tones, they can get to your emotions without knowingly doing so in the first place. They are quite sensitive and can be seen as innocent even when they use explicit language though they use it sparingly
SoftiEs seem to have a similar, hard to follow dress code leaning towards jeans, slightly oversized shirts, sweat shirts, nitted sweaters and jumpers, and clothes typically found at hot topic. The colours they choose can be seen as feminine to match with their personalities which are often seen as signs of being gay even though most SoftiEs are Aromantic, Pansexualy, or Bisexauly. Their clothing shifts with their mood but they never seem to go to the extremes of an E-boy or a full Softboy. They might seem to have a similar curly styled hair and often enjoy wearing flowercrowns and devil horns but mostly wear simple coloured beanies
#softie #soft-e
Jared is such a soft-e, he always talks about aesthetics and can get butthurt so easily.