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A very very short dress worn by a female. A dress so short it is said to nearly expose the clitoris
Kelly is wearing her clit dress again, she is such a slut.
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As close to the promised land as one can possibly get without reaching that warm and delicious apple pie.
My friend Zac is such a clit tapper.
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When you put your hands together like a gun and insert both pointer and middle fingers into a girls vagina and tickle her clit with your thumbs.
My girlfriend was smitten when I gave her the ole Clit Eastwood.
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the female equivalent of a cock blocker.
Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...
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Foreplay consisting of frantically pushing on her clit like you would a doorbell until she opens up and lets you in.
"She wouldn't give it up until I gave her the Clit Doorbell"
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Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.
Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"
Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"
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verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.
Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"
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