Meat Trumpet

A large penis
A male organ

Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.

Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend

Bag of meat

A “bag of meat” is a hilarious and usually narcissistic way to refer to a female one has a sex appeal for.

Charles: Did you see Ginger (female) today? She was looking good.
Carter: Yep, I’d rip that bag of meat.

chop meat

New York term for ground beef

Let's go to the store and get some chop meat to make hambergers with.

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Primary Meat

Primary Meat (n) is defined as the main meat ingredient in a sandwich.

The term identifies the defining meat on an individual sandwich and does not characterize a meat on it's own merits. For example, in a BLT bacon is the primary meat; on a turkey club, bacon is not the primary meat.

The Primary Meat on a sandwich may or may not determine the name of the sandwich:
A Turkey Club is named for its Primary Meat, but an Italian Club is named for the collective ingredients of the sandwich, not a singular Primary Meat.

There are a few "tiebreaker" scenarios:

-Tiebreaker 1: When multiple meats are on a sandwich, as with a club (ham, turkey, bacon), the highest quantity meat becomes the Primary Meat.

-Tiebreaker 2: If multiple meats are present in the same quantities, the meat which provides the most flavor becomes the Primary Meat. In our example above of a club sandwich with ham, turkey and bacon, if there are 2 fingers of each meat, then bacon would become the Primary Meat.
(Exceptions to this case would be flavored meats such as cajun turkey, smoked ham)

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meat-shield

The bottom of the curve that saves your grade.

"Hey you studying for that exam"
"Nah the meat-shields got me covered"

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Meat Twinkie

When a man (Luis) has some fat foreskin covering his hog and ejaculates inside, keeping the baby batter inside the hood. He then proceeds to feed it to his victim like a Meat Twinkie

Oh shit Luis just fed that chick a fresh Meat Twinkie

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meat angel

Someone who is angelic looking with a taste for raw, vigorous sex.

Wonda Wonderpig was the meat angel of the truck stop!

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