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A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.
For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.
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A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.
Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"
Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"
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If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."
Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?
Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.
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The opposite of "a match made in Heaven".
An imperfect, flawed or badly constructed relationship between two people.
Phrase used to describe a relationship which looks as if it will soon come to an end.
John and Stacy will never stay together, they're a match made in China.
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In a heated debate, your side makes a point and then a counter-point is made by the opposing team. You dish out another point only to be countered by....nothing. If enough time goes by and no valid counter-points have been made, or nothing has even been said, then it's time for you to say, "game, set, match."
There's been over 8 seconds of silence from the opposition. You've won. Celebrate.
Synonymous with: For the Win. To school.
A: We should really replace our lightbulbs with compact florescents.
B: How much money do you think it would cost to replace these technologies, and how much e-waste would that produce?
A: This one-time thing? Compact florescents last much longer than typical lightbulbs so we'd actually be saving money and producing less e-waste.
B: ....
A: Game, Set, Match.
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Question 2 in The Impossible Quiz which is a wordplay.
The answer is "no but a tin can" (C) because the question doesn't mean a matchbox, but it asks if a MATCH CAN DO BOXING, and the answer is "no but a tin can" because it also doesn't mean a tin can but instead, it means that a TIN CAN DO BOXING.
Can a match box?
A. Yes
B. No
C. No, but a tin can
D. Yes, one beat Mike Tyson
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a gimmick tag team match in pro wrestling
In a texas tornado match, both members of each tag team are allowed in the ring. Essential, you have 4 wrestlers and 1 referee in the ring. In order to win, BOTH members of the opposing team have to be pinned or made to submit or disqualified or counted out.
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