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PETA

A group of people who, though sometimes wrong and extreme, will be the ones laughing when they're 100 years old and most others, mainly meat-eaters, have died of obesity, heart attacks and strokes.

(80 years from now)

Vegan 1: Hey, remember that smartass who said that, just to teach us a lesson, he was going to eat 3 animals for every animal we refused to?



Vegan 2: Oh, you mean Meaty McCarnivore? Yeah...he died the same day.


Vegan 1: Excellent!

by Adam Rose August 23, 2005

83πŸ‘ 544πŸ‘Ž


PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

A pissed-off animal rights group that is sick of the needless death and suffering of animals and those who are indifferent to it. Because of their passion and extreme methods, they have been labeled as terrorists, attention whores, and losers.

They're not my ideal animal rights group (and no, I don't give a shit whether you believe me or not) and their methods can be ridiculous at times, but at least they're passionate about their cause.

PETA and Ingrid Newkirk are upset about the Kentucky Derby and current affairs with horse racing.

by blueFlameBat May 16, 2009

10πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Peta

The coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever.
She has the best personality, also very quick witted and very smart.
She is bubbly, and beautiful and has the most amazingly dark eyes, I could lose my soul in them.
She has a billion allergies, but that is just one of her many charms.
SHE HAS THE CUTEST DIMPLES! (and puffy cheeks)
She has a bad habit of attracting all the weird guys, and stalkers love her.

Guy 1: I can't help but look into those eyes! *stares*
Guy 2: Peta strikes again! *poker face*

Guy 3: Wow! Look at those dimples! *heart melts*
Guy 4: That was definitely a Peta. *snaps fingers*

Stalker: OMG. There goes Peta!
Michael: Fuck off Mush! You have to start off friends first!
Stalker: WE ARE FRIENDS! I FOLLOWED HER DOWN THE STREET AND EVERYTHING!
Michael: *facepalm*
Stalker: I bought her a necklace for her birthday...
Michael: You just don't understand do you? -_-

by WesCarrTheSnowman March 2, 2011

6πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


PETA

A group with a fake narrative. Basically terrorists who use puppies and kittens and kittens as pawns in their attempts to gain power. You bastards will never tell me what to do!

PETA retards can be easily insulted when you tell them that PETA means β€œpeople eating tasty animalsπŸ€£β€!

by Biden is a dick December 24, 2021

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


PETA

Good people who are Tritons to change bad ways and save animals from cruel humans of the world. They may not always do it the right way but they have good intentions like stop leather use and animal abuse. There goal is to save not destroy.

Look how PETA saved that elephant from the circus!

by Molilolila January 1, 2019

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


PETA

half of these dumb shits say bad things about peta because they've never givin' it a chance. it's an amazing organization that is changing the world. they've saved millions of animals and are stopping animal cruelty all over the world. and, it's good to know people care..

check out PETA.com, mann.

by mirandablair August 24, 2008

15πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals-an orginization that promotes animal rights and exposes companies that do abusive things to animals for their own financial gain. This is usually done with hidden cameras worn by animal rights activists posing as employees.

"Did you hear about that baby circus elephant that died from falling off a platform?"

"Wow. That's terrible. And I'm sure that nobody would even know about it if it wasn't for PETA."

by Charlotte1993 February 7, 2010

9πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž