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When someone with a hairy arm goes elbow deep into another person's anus and attempts to flail around, imitating a small, furry mongoose.
Tim: "Hey what did you and Avery do last night?"
Carlos: "Oh we had some wine and Avery gave me a Persian Mongoose on the kitchen table."
When you've had at least 2 nose jobs and are a slut for chili on noodles
That Cincinnati persian whole go home with him after that dinner.
An outfit similar to what Aladdin wore, but your abs have to be harder than an armadillo shell.
I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!
Persian passing is getting a grade that's 95% or higher.
Regular kids:
81-100 = Great
76-80 = Good
70-75 = Average
56-69 = Ehh
50-55 = Bad
Persian kids
95+ = Passing
85-94 = Where did the rest go
75-84 = Disgrace
65-74 = Can't talk about you to the family
Below 64 = Acceptance of stupidity
Girl: Hey teach. I was wondering if I Persian passed this test?
Teacher: What's Persian passing?
Girl: Ya know, getting a 95%+
Teacher: Ohhh, in that case you're definitely Persian passing. You got a 97%!
A sex position you learn in a dream when you ask some porn stars that are in love what their favorite move to do off screen is.
I gave Emma a Persian Moustache and she orgasmed so aggressively and loudly that I had to fight a guy because he wouldn't mind his own business
When a persian guy treats his girlfriend so well and does anything for her because he loves her so much that it comes off as being whipped. However, he isn't as he is still very sexually dominate and just comes off as whipped because he is so sweet
Stephen : Armin is whipped man
Mehrad: Nah, its Armin's persian complex
Stehphen: oh, that's chill then
The feeling of a man’s semen dripping out of a woman’s vagina after sexual intercourse
After sex, my vagina becomes a complete Persian Waterfall.