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petting the dragon

1) When a bastard, who knows nothing, reveals his true origins as the prince of a great house

2) ferociously masturbating

Jon Snow was petting the dragon after he saw Daenerys riding Drogon.

by JonsBlueBalls August 14, 2017


Pet Dreaming

Sometimes abbreviated as petdre, pet dreaming is a coping mechanism in which someone exhibits pet-like behaviors while keeping their typical human mindset intact. It is a form of pet regression.

Person 1: Can you put my food and water in bowls on the floor please?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I'm pet dreaming right now!

by thisvexesme August 2, 2023

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pet the tuna

another term for masturbation

"Hey jim what did you do last night?"

"I pet the tuna, Steve."

by asslickertastic5000 May 1, 2015


Man pet

When a guy is so obedient and loyal to his girl/boyfriend, they are like a dog they can train and use.

Ben is so whipped, he's basically a man pet

by RicePudding May 20, 2016


pet poob

This is what you get when you’re too poor to afford a real pet

That pet poob needs a bath...

by Ya boi Pauls February 18, 2018


Precious Pet

Many people have multiple pets. A "precious pets" is one or more particular pets doted upon in a oft excessive manner so as to resemble the parent child relationship in humans. The pet owner's behavior may be marked by excessive attention to the pet, excessive concern over the comfort and welfare of the pet, or tolerance of otherwise unacceptable actions by the pet.

Kirk has several pythons but the ferret, which he calls his baby, is his precious pet.
Jane lets Rocky destroy her home because he is her precious pet.

by natxlaw November 4, 2009


Pet Forest

a game where you just becomes a character same to Dragon Nest. But more fun and more cute

Person 1: Do You play Dragon Nest?
Person 2: Hell Naw, Pet Forest is way better!
Person 1: Really? I should try it
Person 2: Go eat Your heart out -.-

by Ace of ♦ December 17, 2011