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political fundamentalist

1) A person who exploits religion for political purposes. 2)A politician who uses religion solely as a means to further their political career.

Americas founding fathers feared that a political fundamentalist would someday come along who would use religion as a means to undermine democracy in an attempt to establish a theocracy in America.Prudently they established the doctrine that seperation of church and state must be upheld to preserve democracy.

by Pilate January 23, 2006

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Politically Retarded

When one believes anything they see on their TV without checking it through. Then goes and says retarded off-topic shit

***ACTUAL CONVERSATION***
Grandma: How come the Dems can fund Sound Barring walls, but not the border wall?
Me: *laughs* wow grandma you sound so Politically Retarded right now.

by Arianna_red22 July 29, 2018

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office politics

A bunch of bored unlaid woman causing unwanted drama who will eventually piss you off and get you fired.

Hey Diana! Guess who i saw in Caesars last nite?
Who?
Tadd with his so called friend!
I am so bored, my husband won't touch me anymore!
I really don't want to be touched!

I really hate office politics, but i am usually the one who creates it!!

Oh! Linda you are so funny, we need to get together for lunch.
(Linda leaves the room)

Todd i really don't like her.
Huddle Huddle Whisper Whisper!

by Spirit Lady July 22, 2011

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Political definition

An Urban Dictionary definition about politics.
Usually biased, it tends to have a neat-ish balance of likes and dislikes.

*a political definition*

likes: 9542 dislikes:9542

"perfectly balanced, as all things should be"

by muggingfrenchturtle December 15, 2020

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politically-correctardation

The attempt to please all sides even to the detriment of one's own wellbeing.

NATO's politically-correctardation is doing the world a great disfavor.

by Marvelboy May 6, 2013


Politically Obnoxious

The act of being obnoxious when stating or sharing their political views. They are obnoxious to the point where their views become offensive and annoying to hear.

Person 1: Look at that guy and his McCant t-shirt.
Person 2: Yea i know! He is so Politically Obnoxious.

When someone has three bumper stickers saying:
"Nobama."
"Bend over get ready for change."
and- "We say Merry Christmas"

by terrence523 December 23, 2009


New Politics

Another name for "Old Politics" used by a Israeli celebrity called Yair Lapid who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, got lots of votes and turned into a lousy Politician (and possibly a Prime Minister in the future) in some small Banana republic in the east.

Yair Lapid: "I'm bringing you New Politics"
Fact: "Brings the oldest Politics in the book"

Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"

Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"

Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"

Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."

by Matans June 11, 2013

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