Pain at the Pump

Typically a term used to describe high gas prices, Pain at the Pump is also an indication of penile misery. This is most often, but not limited to, a burning or stinging sensation during evacuation of urine caused by a UTI, stones, or perhaps a venereal disease.

"Ever notice the guys that date Stacy always wind up with Pain at the Pump?"

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bunny pumping

The art of smashing a chicks box hard and fast. E.g Thrusting the penis in and out of the vagina extemely quickly, hence mimicking the sex act of a rabbits.

I was going hard out ball slapping with this chick last night, absolutely bunny pumping the dog shit out of her!

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Short Pump

1. A part of the West End of Richmond, Virginia generally synonymous with shopping or going to see a movie.
2. The place where Broad Street becomes the only eight lane road in Richmond that isn't a highway.

Guy 1: So what are you doing this afternoon?
Guy 2: I'm going to Short Pump to see a movie.
Guy 1: Dude, same, I'm going to Short Pump too, except to go to the mall with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Sweet, maybe you and she can come over to McAlister's after y'all are done over at the mall.

Principal: Why were you late to school today?
Boy: Traffic
Principal: That's not a good enough reason.
Boy: I live in Short Pump. You try getting on 64 during rush hour.

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piss pumped

To get beat REALLY bad at something

"We got absolutely piss pumped by that team today"

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johnny pump

a fire hydrant, in new york, esp. lower manhattan and brooklyn, esp. one that's open in the summer for kids to play in

when i got home from work, all the boys on my block threw me in the johnny pump

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Lil Pump

The most retarded of all rappers recently coming to the spot light. Here's his guide to becoming famous: Say the same word over and over again and don't know how to use proper English, Annunciation, or Grammar!

Bro did you see Lil Pumps Gucci Gang?
Yes! I know exactly how to become famous now!
Same bro! Boom boom boom booom, I'm famous!

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peace pump

A marijuana vaporizer with a small fan located internally near the bowl. When turned on, the fan pumps the THC laden air down your win pipe, in the end causing a lot of peaceful intelligent thoughts. For best effects use some dro.

Having that peace pump artificially breath for me helps fight my chronic diarrhea.

That peace pump gets me ripped.

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