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A blind quote is an estimate of the cost or service when no, or limited research is done to pin point a more accurate amount or timeline. This is less through than a standard estimate where time is available and given to narrow down a more likely cost or timeframe.
I pushed the guy at the repair shop to tell me some amount for my brake repair. He gave me a blind quote, but said this is his best guess without seeing it, and thus not official.
All behold the spectacle
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable
Contortions that he can't recall
Sniff and remember silver ball
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream
To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To tatse is some foul air to breathe
One thought, it lasts a day
And at that rate - he'll most likely live forever!!!!!!!!!!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world
His twitching brain can dance within
A secret means of ecstasy
Gyrating more like gelatin
Acute and very olfactory
To see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lows
He's got an itch, but nothing with which
To scratch the itch - so wish it away
With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
'cause he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta
Smell. Sweat. Movement.
Disco.
Everyone's dancing.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing
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a famous movie quote or famous movie quotes are when your watching a movie and you hear a quote and like it and never forget it
FOR EXAMPLE Forrest Gump: "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get"
OR napoleon dynamite: "get your own tots" or The Wizard Of OZ: "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Nathan: Man I love famous movie quotes
Helen: yes honey I do to
A type of pop quiz in which the teacher expects the students to identify quotes from a previous reading assignment.
Jim: I heard that theres a quiz in Mrs. Spritzers class, how was it.
Jake: It was terrible she totally quote busted us.
A phrase often used in essays for an English class that follows a quote and comes before the explanation for why the quote is relevant. English teachers hate is because it is unnecessary.
Student: "Why did I get a point off my essay?"
Teacher: "Because you said 'this quote shows', which is unneeded and interrupts the flow of your writing"
Student: "tf?"
A quote fish is the act of a person needing something done and seeking out a number of quotes.
Simon is quote fishing to get his house painted.
Gina is quote fishing for a wedding planner.
To tell a fib or to make something up.
To paraphrase so outrageously that all likeness to the original comment is lost.
To invent statistics from thin air.
Don't quote the stoat with me. - Said to someone you believe to be telling a lie.
I might be Quoting the stoat here, but 87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Said when you are inventing statistics from thin air.