West Virginia Reach Around

When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.

My favorite holiday tradition at the family gathering is the West Virginia reach around.

*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.

Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”