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A Ryan can usually be found at the local dive bar with a cue stick in one hand and a Corona in the other. They like to make friends and hang out with people, but sometimes they prefer to be alone. Ryans are a paradox; they are extremely outgoing, but they harbor a deep loathing for humanity. If a Ryan has a girlfriend, she will be amazing and not at all passive-aggressive.
Ryans are cocky bastards who refuse to be wrong about anything, and don't like to be told what do.
But all in all, Ryans are an okay bunch of fellas who just need a good swift kick every now and then.
See that guy over there holding the cue stick and downing his eighth Corona? Yeah, that's Ryan.
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A charming young man. Ryan is the defintion of "little king"
My name is ryan im cool so fuck yall
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A true ass O'G.. unstoppable. Most Ryan's are white, but their thug credentials transcend races and colors.
Pisses wherever he wants.. and on women, to mark them.
It is said that one can only become a Ryan through divine intervention. If a Ryan thought this to be true.. except no, he wouldn't... a Ryan believes in nothing higher than himself.
Staring directly into his eyes is more harmful than staring at the Sun for 6 hours straight.
The only thing soft about a Ryan is his heart... and never his dick. There are two things on a Ryan that are abnormally huge.. his heart.. and his cock.
If a Ryan were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there... and it would arrive 1-2 days early.
Fucks all day, cause he only fucks models.
Claimed to have slept with the Virgin Mary.. however he maintains, "Dat baby don't look like me!"
They make steroids from his testosterone. Users have been known to reject the steroid and their insides liquify. The divinity of Ryan genes is not for mere mortals.
It is said that Ryan eats gunpowder and shits C-4.
Never lost a fight in his life.
Ryan looks like you want to look, and fucks like you wish you could fuck.
To be a Ryan = To go hard.
Ryan? Dat dude deadly dangerous.. watch out.. and let a nigga know to cross da street when he comin.
Ay bitch, get ova here.. I'm Ryan, nice to meet you.. nice tits. (This line is immediately followed by sex so hard, the female usually blacks out at least twice and can't walk or sit down for 72 hours.)
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The most awesome guy in the world, the epitome of perfection. The real mack daddy, he'll make you cream your jeans! A true man of the world.
Look at that dude with all those fine-ass chicks...he's a true Ryan.
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The most wonderful of men, he is caring and sweet and quiet. He can make the whole room laugh, however, and is beast on the congas. He is polite and kind.
All the girls are in love with Ryan.
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A sensitive little shit who likes to talk the talk but won't walk the walk, he also isn't good in bed
1: Bro I hit Aidan and he started crying
2: He's being such a Ryan
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