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sal is a person that generally seems inviting. sal coaxes you in and makes you happy and breaks your heart. sal says he loves you, but she doesn’t. sal is a traitor. but you still love sal despite everything they did
“have you heard of sal?? xe is nice.”
Someone you find in a deli or an IT department.
Me: *goes into a deli and orders a sandwich*
Cashier: Your order will ready soon.
Me: Send my regards to Sal, will ya?
Cashier: Oh, yes! Sal loves all his customers!
Me: *calls a random MSP from a Google search*
MSP: <insert word here> Network Solutions, how can I help you?
Me: May I please speak to Sal?
MSP: Do you have a ticket open with him?
A person who is well known for his lack of image editing software, so he's forced to use other methods instead.
Sal doesn't have image editing software so he makes memes using Urban dictionary definitions making him tonight's biggest loser