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Scissor Dick

When two women are scissoring (two females cross their legs so that their genitals touch) and a male places his dick between their genitals.

Hey, you two ladies wanna scissor dick with me?

by Techno God December 19, 2021


Scissor eyes

When a trifling fool gives you a dirty look; A kin to side eye

If that girl doesn't stop giving me scissor eyes, I'm gonna walk over and slap them shut for her.

by Idoesthedo November 20, 2015


Rusty Scissors

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021


soft scissors

A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.

My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.

by Urban General August 24, 2022


turd-scissors

A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.

I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.

by Trottz January 21, 2014


Phone-Scissoring

When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.

Stop phone-scissoring with Stacey and make me dinner!

by x BILKO x October 10, 2016


scissor shack

A place of residence for lesbian women where they often mush vag.

Come on down to the Scissor Shack where the young ladies come for scissorin'!

by BabysLastBreath April 23, 2012