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Scrolling through social media during a bowel movement.
My legs fell asleep while shit scrolling too long.
"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.
Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."
And then the dog came in.
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What people do with their mouse pad to go down or up the Urban dictionary page.
"The young girl was scrolling down the page of the Urban Dictinary only to find the definition of word and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and they DO NOT STOP COMING PLEASE END THE YOUNG GIRL'S MISSERY-PLEASE.... THere .. there are to many. Oh No...I have added to the mess."
Noteworthy social status or notoriety via Instagram or other social media platforms.
"My scroll is like...."
"Nobody cares cause you got no scroll."
"Did you see their scroll? Definitely follow them..."
A play on the word "stroll" and the irony of everyone sitting and "scrolling" on their phones.
Meaning to go or move somewhere.
Im going to put down my phone and go for a scroll outside.
For when you are too lazy to get up out of your rolly chair at the office and you want to just scroll on over to do something.
Hey George, come scroll on over here and look at this dope turtle!
The act of wiping your PP or Va-J-J after urinating.
Comes from Italian scrollare, meaning to shake, to wag - originally referencing the PP.
Hey, do you scroll yours after taking a leak? No? Man, you're disgusting!