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For when you are too lazy to get up out of your rolly chair at the office and you want to just scroll on over to do something.
Hey George, come scroll on over here and look at this dope turtle!
The act of wiping your PP or Va-J-J after urinating.
Comes from Italian scrollare, meaning to shake, to wag - originally referencing the PP.
Hey, do you scroll yours after taking a leak? No? Man, you're disgusting!
The act of someone pouring alcohol into your mouth continuously as they swallow
Damn he got scrolled with alcohol
When you open up a TikTok and then find yourself still scrolling many minutes later, like falling down an internet rabbit hole.
Friend 1: Hey man, did you see that TikTok I sent you last night?
Friend 2: Yeah it sent me down a rabbit scroll for like an hour and I missed the deadline for my paper on ADHD.
Wasting time, energy or money, scrolling aimlessly through frivolous content on social media, websites or video sharing sites. Could also be loosely be referred to as Idle Scrolling, which is spending time doing nothing, albeit one is scrolling, they are scrolling without purpose, aim or goal.
The concept is also applied to wasting time through other means, see Fritter Lifing.
I was fritter scrolling and didn't realise how much time had past.
1. A scroll alert is a cross between a spoiler alert and a warning to ‘keep on scrolling’, recently invented. Not in wide use.
2. The information which follows ‘scroll alert’ will a) go against the norm b) will involve an alternate viewpoint which may go against your grain, beliefs, and quite possibly piss you off, c) may actually mess with your world and cause you to readjust and grapple with your values for a minimum of three days, and quite possibly more.
3. A scroll alert is a warning or disclaimer.
4. These words indicate that you are forewarned to “Keep on scrolling” unless you’re willing to engage. Just like a spoiler alert, scroll alert is a warning associated with giving away the main or turning point in a politicosocial event.
5. Precedes a statement that someone earnestly believes themselves and knows will really piss people off.
6. A term to describe the revelation of crucial elements (i.e. purported unverified facts, cause of deaths, viewpoint twists, attribution of responsibility, etc.) of a situation involving values (political, religious, moral, social etc.)
SCROLL ALERT
Charlottesville….REALLY?
After seeing a host of one-sided posts, I’ve gotta share my views. First of all I don’t see how people can claim any responsibility if they only see one side. That situation was a TWO-SIDED one.
I ran out of hole scroll, then had to use dirty tissues from the garbage.