Wet Seal

A well lubricated anus.

Wet Seal/Noun- A "slippery" rectum ready for penitration.

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Navy SEALs

The world's most elite Special Operations unit via Sea, Air, or Land. Period.

Navy SEALs without fail are the best. SAS? SBS? Spetnaz? Bitch please STFU.

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Navy Seals

American Special Forces. Due to them being American, all Americans think they're the best special forces unit in the world. Sadly for the yanks, this is not true.

Navy Seals: Woooooo, we're the best force in the world

S.A.S: No Your not =/

*Navy Seals Die From Fear Of S.A.S*

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Navy seals!

Verb; To willingly charge a room filled with gunmen while firing at them with an assault rifle. Usually done in pairs where one player shouts, "NAVY SEALS!" and the other then replies back the same phrase and runs into a room firing randomly usually ending in one player dying.

-standing outside room-
Player One: "Dude, NAVY SEALS!"
Player Two: "NAVY SEALS!"
-charge-
Player Two Dies.

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poppin seals

1.openin a new beer, tilt, or drink

2.openin sumthin brand new and expensive

We gon be poppin seals all night at my place.

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baby seal

If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.

The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.

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Clubbing the seal

A variation of the phrase 'breaking the seal' whereby one often has to go to the toilet frequently when drinking, once they have gone for the first time of the evening. However, this version can have a variety of misunderstandings that sound like one is about to commit/has just committed an animal rights abuse.

Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.

Where have you been?' 'I have just been clubbing the seal'

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