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For one to nut in a girls mouth.
I gave michelle a protein shake for breakfast..
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1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Teacher : Class, anyone knows what William Shakespeare does in his free time ?
Daya : He shakes his spear.
Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??
Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.
William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.
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A funny, entertaining, and visually appealing web browser RPG game. It originated from Germany and is rather new in the United States.
I play Shakes and Fidget about every day. It's amusing and fun to play.
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The only time a bunch of straight guys can dance in their underwear and not be considered in anyway gay
Person 1: Dude why are you watching gay porn?
Person 2: No man it's a Harlem Shake video
Person 1: Sure...
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-a great thing to yell out loud
-dancing style
SHAKE THAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She be shakin' that ass
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its what the cops do when they run up in your house without a search warrant, sometimes they arrest people sometimes they just wanna see if ya know anything
cops always harrasing me givin me the shakedown
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a. going to a party and going beyonce on someone
b. dancing really sexy on someone so they will want to rape you
I totally rape shaked on that hot guy at the party last night.
OR
Please rape shake me hot stuff..i need some.
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