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hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken
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What my mom eats when the mailman comes over.
My mom ate the mailmans 5 dollar foot shlong.
A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple
Chad: “man, I served up some Shlong Island Iced Tea for Kate last night”
Dave: “nice one bro”
when andy mcvittie fucks a girl so hard she dies
Go on my son king shlong dat hoe! tear her right up the middle. No mercy!!!!!!!!!!
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Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?
Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.
"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"
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