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When a guy is masturbating in front of a girl that's passed out, you ejaculate in your hand and throw it in her face to get her attention.
I tried everything, even a Silence of the Lambs to get these passed out drunk chicks on the bus at Bonnaroo to wake up and leave.
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Crickets play this orchestra piece all around the world. No one knows who taught it to them.
I was outside at night looking for my car keys when all of a sudden 'Deafening Silence' began to play
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when one has an orgasm but no sperm or semen flys out of the reproductive system.
"last night i had a silenced orgasm while i was on top of ryan" chris told his dad.
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Broken silence is the silence that drowns a situation after hearing something heart breaking.
After getting the news about the tragic accident that led to Teds parents death he was stuck listining to the broken silence that filled the air.
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When you speak so intelligent and fluent with words, they is no action to upstruct because your life lived is subsequently absurd.
It don’t take but a few words and I’ll leave any audience silenced
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The moment in conversation after someone says something wack/irrelvant/strange/TMI or when the chat dies out
"Dude,that surf boards rad!"
"Yeah,it uses that latest W1 technology making it aerodynamic and has Ya-rish features"
*Arkward Silence*
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A phrase that is said by someone who wants to let everyone know what they're doing.
HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY INSTAGRAM POST OF ME AT THE GYM I'M MOVING IN SILENCE!!!!
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