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Cutting across all lanes of traffic to make a turn at the last second. Usually on a multi-lane freeway, driving in the complete left lane, sitting all the way back in your seat with one hand on top of the wheel and just cutting the wheel to the right without even checking your mirrors.
(driving down the highway on a motorcycle)
you: there's an exit coming up in 100 feet, check out that rusted out old impala
(cuts across 4 lanes of traffic to make the exit)
you: check out that nigga slide
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The sexual act of a many sledding down a hill, while the women is on all fours at the bottom, and perfectly aiming his penis into her vagina
Dude I totally gave her The Penguin Slide.
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The old adage "what goes up must come down," when applied to sex, is perhaps better rephrased: "what cums in you must come out."
This is what we've termed the "sperm-slide:" the unpleasant feeling of semen rushing back out of you when you stand up after sex. This sometimes occurs after a delay of several minutes (up to half an hour!), and the elapsed time only makes it more awkward when the cum-gush comes.
Ugh, I experienced the worst sperm slide on the way to campus this morning. And I have horrible sex dreads. I feel like everyone can tell I had sex before class.
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Quitting a job in dramatic fashion.
Etymology: Phrase derived from the actions of Steven Slater, a JetBlue airlines employee who, after being abused verbally and physically by a passenger while the plane was on the ground, used the plane's intercom system to curse out the passenger. Then he grabbed a beer from the beverage cart and deployed an emergency escape slide to jump from the plane.
This job sucks so bad that one of these days I'm sliding the chute. It'll be epic, dude!
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A glorified rub and tug or a tug job. Often found in Exotic massage parlors. Usually performed when the attended is naked.
Dude I went to the massage parlor and I had the body slide and her hands are magic.
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quit one's job, particularly in a dramatic or spectacular fashion
Joe hit the slide when he quit by leaving the boss at the interstate rest stop on the way back from the conference in Tucson.
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A term used in competitive Pokemon when the move Rock Slide flinches you two times in a row. Coined by Ambient League player Rukt, who lost a ULC match to this happening. The odds of a Rukt Slide happening are about 7%.
Wow I can't beleive I just lost that game to a Rukt Slide.
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