The smurfs are Coloma convent girls school because of their blue ugly uniform
โHave you noticed how blue the Coloma girls uniforms are ?โ
โYeah they look like The smurfsโ
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The Act Of Sucking someones penis so much that it begins to turn blue
Oh yeah sarah was smurfing me all night.
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In the world of gaming, particularly massive online battle arenas (MOBAs), an experienced player who plays on a low-level account. This type of person is typically an egocentric and unsympathetic piece of human filth who ruins the gaming experience of actually inexperienced players by making them completely unable to play the game.
Being a smurf stems from deep-seated insecurity about one's value in life, in response to which the smurf seeks to confirm to himself his self-worth by proving that he is better than someone at something.
Gamer's friend: Dude, you're getting destroyed.
Gamer: Yeah, this fucking bag-o-dicks smurf gets off on ruining other people's games.
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Police officers/Cops
Because they dress in Blue and have white vehicles (in most countries Blue and White)
Don't speed up dude, there are smurfs behind us.
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asphyxiating ones breathing until their faced becomes blue in color then proceeding to have sexual relations with them.
John tried smurfing Suzy last night but she passed out.
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an alternate form of 'talking;' specifically when you are romantically talking.
Me and Christine were smurfing and i don't know how serious it is or what she means by it.
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Another Word For Bitch
Aww... Jeff you spilt my drink you Smurf
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