Rural Dictionary

True South

Used after the first time a heterosexual man has committed an ungodly deed with a fellow male. Rarely used in actual conversation, but often used in text.

Mike: Yo man, I got a chance to experience the TRUE SOUTH last night dude.

Billy: What the hell do you mean by that, Mike?

Mike: You know man! Think Sausages, Kielbasas, Pickles and rods!

Billy: Oh, that TRUE SOUTH! My dude you done went gay on me!

Mike: It REALLY wasnt that bad bro. O yea and sidenote, when they say EVERYTHING's bigger in Texas -- I can tell you first hand that it's the god darn truth!

Billy: Wow.... I thought I'd heard it all

by Klumbsy-Kasper July 12, 2009

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The Deep South

That place where the black people are really lazy and the white people are just as lazy but they're mad at the black people for being lazy.

CIA guy: You're being relocated to the Deep South.

Peter: Ah, but isn't that (see definition)?

by T0mServ0 January 13, 2012

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south park

Honest, unapologetic satyrical comedy that airs on Comedy Central. Early episodes were crude, politically incorrect (and hilarious) and followed the lives of 4 boys in a small Colorado mountain town. Has evolved into one of the smartest social commentaries in popular culture, lampooning any topic. Usually very accurate in putting society in perspective. Often misunderstood by people too shallow to see beneath the shows surface appearance as a crude and politically incorrect show about children who swear a lot. People who dislike the show are often: old, have no sense of humor, stupid or belong to a group the show has made fun of.

1: "Hey, let's go watch South Park."
2: "No, that show is sophomoric at best."
1: "Oh, so you're a South Park fag."
2: "What's that?"
1: "A heterosexual who needs to get over them self and quit being a douche."
2: "Fuck you, asshole."
1: "That's the spirit."

by Captain Awesomeo November 9, 2009

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South Merrick

South Merrick is the Southern part of a town Merrick, which is located on Long Island, New York. The houses are big, and can cost more than 1 million dollars! Many of them are on the water, and have tons of property! The citizens, also known as, “Southies” are stereotypically thots, rich kids, and brats. Many of them own brand name products, such as Supreme, Gucci, etc. Having some of these products will make people want to be friends with you since you are considered rich. To be considered a Southie, you have/had to attend either Birch or Lakeside. Most of the population of South Merrick is Jewish, so bar and bat mitzvahs are very big. Many Southies take their celebration to the top. Some kids have theirs in huge ball rooms, in a banquet hall, even on a yacht! They give out custom sweatshirts and t-shirts! Many Southies are big party people, and can rage all night until morning. So if your looking for a friend who likes to party and is down to stay up all night, take having Southie friends into mind, because take it from me, it will be the best decision you will make!

South Merrick is filled with huge, beautiful mansions on the water!

by therealclaireb June 26, 2019