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Like a fist bump, except with amputees.
Yesterday I saw two old war veterans do a stump bump. It made my day.
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Nailing the dick of a sexual predator to a tree stump with a wide head 10 penny nail, miles from passers-by. Leaving said sexual predator nailed to the stump with only a small lightweight knife to "free" himself with by cutting off his dick or die from exposure.
Imagine a greasy country boy with no dick! He was stump hung.
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Refers to a type/sub-brand of mountain bike.
The Stumpjumper was one of the earliest bona fide production mountain bikes —- a fact Specialized is trumpeting as the Stumpjumper turns 25 years old in 2006. The first two mass produced mountain bikes were sold in 1982: the Specialized Stumpjumper and Univega Alpina Pro. The word is actually "stumpjumper" instead of "stump jumper."
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A baby wrapped in a blanket that looks like it doesn't have arms or legs.
Hey Dave, do you have any baby stumps?
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When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.
"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"
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A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.
Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.
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Having any form of sex with an amputee. This can involve, but is not limited to:
Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)
Yo guys, what would be worse, stump fucking a bitch with no arms, or no legs?
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