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A townie is a Burberry/Lacoste/Aquascutum wearing knob head who drinks in Weatherspoons.
Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him.
Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world.
They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl.
Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed.
Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.
Go to any Weatherspoon's pub and you'll see them there.
Huddersfield is full of them!
Like a pikey (2), just usually without the stealing, and a tiny bit more intelligence.
How many townies does it take to change a lightbulb?
5 - one to put it in, four to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit!"
Someone who has never lived outside of their hometown or county. They often consider themselves to be popular members of the community, yet they are willfully ignorant of the fact that no one knows, or cares, who they are outside of their home turf. They also like to give life advice, although their life experience is based on only a handful of local towns and villages.
"Here comes Roger... another hick townie nobody."
Pile of shit ~ people from eir og Ennis
Pile of shit and can’t hurl for their life
Like to laugh at other peoples miss fortunes, e.g tripping over a crub, stumbling in the slightest, and so on and so forth. Like to be seen in large crowds of people, all wearing the same dirty nike trainers and tracksuit outfits. Some of the tallented ones MAY be able to string two words together that have further meaning than 'fuck off' and might be able to come out with somthing more intelegent to say than to start talking about some ones mother, who the USUALLY will not have even met.
I went to The Diner and ordered a Townie last night. It was tasty.
aka scally (in Manchester). Don't ya just love 'em? Err let's see... someone who hates anyone that looks slightly different, is smart and doesn't repeat what you've just insulted them with because they can't think of anything remotely witty. Also they think it's big and clever to act hard in front of their friends... until you beat the crap out of them. I really can't get enough of scallies, they're so much fun : )
*scally stands in front of me on the stairs giggling like a school girl and shouting his mates while pointing at me ... scally gets thrown down the stairs and never comes near me/looks me in the eye again*