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Something that has recently come out and has potential to a classic after a few years in its area of interest.
" Have you heard that new Cozy Tapes album from A$AP Mob?"
" Yeah, that's definitely a new classic"
"Yo have you seen the rookie we got for the team. He's looking like he'll be a new classic."
Saying you have a girlfriend but she doesn't even live in the same continent.
Hey man I got a Girlfriend!
Finally Man, Congrats! Where does she live!
South Africa, I Love Her!!!
Man, Shut you dumb ass up! Legit Ian Classic bro.
The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.
Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
Person 1: Classical Guitar
Everyone: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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A very standard breakfast plate including bacon, eggs, hash browns or potatoes and toast. Most people have had this before and find it okay, but if you're a special person, you may choose to order it every time you go out to brunch.
For Amy's 40th birthday brunch we were brainstorming what you serve, but decided to stick to the classic 10 because it's her favorite.
The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.
You're a beauty.
Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
The act of throwing a big pot or healing item at your enemies in Fortnite
Zach: I’m so dead (proceeds to button mash and accidentally throws a shield pot at enemy player)
Mikey: not the zdubbb classic lol
When you’re making out with a vagina’d individual and you give them an affectionate ‘lil slap on the cooch.
“I was making out with Amy last night and I really escalated things by giving her The Leo Classic!”