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Bottle Blonde

Someone who is not naturally blonde but rather uses a hair-dye to create the appearance of being blonde. Bottle Blonde's normally have nasty black re-growth which they seem to think looks chic.

You can spot a bottle blonde a mile away

by Dani November 26, 2004

366๐Ÿ‘ 129๐Ÿ‘Ž


blonde moment

A flash of momentary stupidity.

"I had a blonde moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."

by Brie October 5, 2003

401๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


aeroplane blonde

a girl who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'

There goes another aeroplane blonde!

by rukker April 1, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


suicide blonde

"dyed by her own hand"

That chick isn't for real... she's a total suicide blonde

by HVR May 30, 2005

180๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blond Conspiracy

The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.

Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.

by J.Dee. January 22, 2014


dolphin blonde

The name given to a blonde with a bald vagina, smooth, hairless with a small blow hole for squirting!!

That stripper was hott, a true dolphin blonde too!!

I was with a dolphin blonde last night should of seen the juices coming from her blow hole!!

by 6ysusie September 17, 2009


blonde indian

20 plus big beefy black men surround a dainty little Indian man and nut on his head turning his hair blonde.

yo bro I just watched my first ever blonde Indian video and I DO NOT regret it.

by indianblondy January 6, 2022