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Boot sex, is a form of masturbation, or self gratification using typically a womans knee-high fashion boot for most fetishists. Or put simply, having sex with a womans boot or boots. And also, making love to a womans boot, or boots. In the absence of a female for intercourse/sex most boot fetishists will have sex with a womans boot or boots . Vinyl boots work best for this. As they do not absorb any moisture as leather boots (unless the leather is sealed properly) do sometimes and may stain. Also, boots with full length zippers work best. As they open the uppers of the boots up wider and guards against ejaculation onto bedding and such.
To girl friend on the phone on a trip; 'you mind if I use those brown boots of yours Hon? Kind of in a knot down there, if you know what I mean. So I'm going to have to resort to some boot sex to relief this'
A self thought of a heterosexual fetishist; 'struck out again tonight! And I'm not going without something tonight. Going to have to get it on with some boot sex with those boots I bought at Good Will'
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Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.
The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.
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A form of flirting usually the guy is wanting to get into the girl's pant's by complementing her appearance.
Chad told Keirsten she looked cute in boots and she told him thanks your so getting some tonight!
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Boots that Harry Styles wear and when asked about it, heart rate rises to 102 when the steady beat is 67
Dude 1: Your wearing Chelsea boots?
Dude 2: Yea I was inspired by Harry
Someone who purports to engage in snow sports such as skiing or snowboarding but who instead spends most of their time in mountain bars.
She'll never make it down that run by lunch time, there are 3 bars on it and she's totally Schuss in Boots.
Is Nicky skiing today, she was earlier but now she's Schuss in Boots.
See cunt punt
Just slightly less profane.
Mike- Hey Jim, this girl was being a total bitch. I was this close to cunt punting her!
Jim- Yo man, you can't say that, my kid sister is right here!
Mike- Oh, sorry. I mean I was about to coot boot the slut.
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Big ass toe nails that click on the ground as you walk. Coined on the show New Girl.
Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".