Your one uping someone when they tell you deuces.
when your ex-girlfirend/ boyfriend says " We should see other people DEUCES" and you say I saw this comin so i Allready seein my BaBy MoMma Yolanda "dueces-wit-a-pinky"
when you take a girl on a date for the second time and have yet to get any action. Referring to getting blue balls twice in a row. you take it slow on the first date but when you pussy out twice then your sporting a blue-duece.
Me- So did you get any last night.
P- nah dog. im sporting a blue-duece.
Me- 0-2, you gotta step up your game.
A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"
I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.
A caffeine fueled stripper with a name that might be compensating for something
Welcome to the stage, DUECE FERRARI!!
To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.
I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.
Never knew she was into it, but right in the middle of doggy, she double-clutched the AstroGlide, down-shifted, and we were poppin the duece!